1. Tell me this isn't scary:
2. Go on now, just try to tell me a monster didn't do this:
3. Or THIS:
4. He's probably right under your bed...eating Kit Kat's LIKE THIS:
5. Haunting your desserts:
6. Oh my word:
7. Only a monster would leave ice cream like this:
8. And a monster would put the jelly ON the peanut butter:
9. Frankly, it's frightening:
10. *Breathes deeply*:
11. Monsters have even invaded fridges:
12. See:
13. Because only a monster would eat like this:
14. And only a monster would butcher this poor butter:
15. Lock them up and throw away the key:
16. What the hell even is this:
17. I'm so scared:
18. RUN:
