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Ditch these and you'll be GQ in no time.
Unless you're wearing a three-piece suit, this article should never be worn solo. It's a pretty specific piece of clothing that has a purpose. Don't try to push boundaries by going outside the line.
Are your arms immune from the cold? Get a full jacket!
"Going out" shirts are a crime — toss them out now. You shouldn't have shirts specifically for "going to the club." You should just have a variety of shirts that you can wear in multiple situations.
This little baby right here is all the explanation I need to give.
*Drops mic*
You're not Aladdin, and your crotch shouldn't be touching the ground.
Get these tailored, or at least figure out how to do a better roll job.
Nah, these have been over for some time. They feel outdated. Wear shorts or pants, not in between.
If you smoke, right on. But you don't have to broadcast your hobby to the entire world.
LET 👏 IT 👏 GO. 👏
You’re not Indiana Jones or Dick Tracy. Get a hat that protects you from the sun, but doesn’t do too much.
"But I've been wearing them since high school," you say. And that's the problem. These don't look good. They never have and they never will.
You're not a witch or a wizard, and chances are you probably aren't a cowboy either. That's what you'll look like in overly pointy shoes. Ditch them unless you want your feet to look two sizes bigger than they actually are.
Whether you're a skater or not, these aren't good. Sorry! They're usually huge with big fat laces, and honestly, they look a little juvenile. If you're a skater, I'm sure there are some better options. Hello, have you heard of Vans Old Skools?!
I don't care how "comfortable" they are. These are a huge NOOOOOOOOO! You look like a frog-man who washed up on a radioactive beach.
Get a regular fucking bottle opener!
Unless you're at the beach, these don't need to be worn anywhere. The ground is usually VERY GROSS.