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    31 Stages Of A Guy's Orgasm, As Told By Disney

    "Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter...take it from me!"

    1. You’ve found bae, and you both know you’re headed on a one-way trip to sexy town.

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    2. Things are starting to heat up, and the passion can’t be extinguished.

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    3. It's not just you, sparks are flying!

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    4. After some heavy petting...you make out vigorously.

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    5. There’s no turning back now...

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    6. Before you know it, they're about to go down on you.

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    7. This feels TOO good.

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    8. Oh no! Damn it. NO, not yet!

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    9. Argh! You’re getting close!

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    10. Damn...you came.

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    11. And they're all like...

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    12. But after a few minutes you’re ready to go again.

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    13. OK, let's do this.

    14. This time, you're determined to satisfy your partner and ensure you both get off.

    15. You return the foreplay from earlier and GO TO TOWN on them.

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    16. They’re getting close. But you stop just before the point of no return.

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    17. Now it’s time to GO IN...literally.

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    18. WOW! This feels great.

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    19. Thrust one!

    20. Thrust two!

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    21. Thrust three!

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    22. Thrust four!

    23. You've finally got a rhythm going.

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    24. And this feels amazing.

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    25. OH NO! FUCK...not again.

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    26. ARGH!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!

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    27. You came.

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    28. BOOM! Magic. Sparks. Fairy dust.

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    29. Just as you climax, your partner does too. SATISFACTION.

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    30. You collapse, breathing heavily, both consumed with a heavenly feeling.

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    31. Before you even realize, you’re fast asleep.

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