31 Stages Of A Guy's Orgasm, As Told By Disney

    "Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter...take it from me!"

    1. You’ve found bae, and you both know you’re headed on a one-way trip to sexy town.

    2. Things are starting to heat up, and the passion can’t be extinguished.

    3. It's not just you, sparks are flying!

    4. After some heavy petting...you make out vigorously.

    5. There’s no turning back now...

    6. Before you know it, they're about to go down on you.

    7. This feels TOO good.

    8. Oh no! Damn it. NO, not yet!

    9. Argh! You’re getting close!

    10. Damn...you came.

    11. And they're all like...

    12. But after a few minutes you’re ready to go again.

    13. OK, let's do this.

    14. This time, you're determined to satisfy your partner and ensure you both get off.

    15. You return the foreplay from earlier and GO TO TOWN on them.

    16. They’re getting close. But you stop just before the point of no return.

    17. Now it’s time to GO IN...literally.

    18. WOW! This feels great.

    19. Thrust one!

    20. Thrust two!

    21. Thrust three!

    22. Thrust four!

    23. You've finally got a rhythm going.

    24. And this feels amazing.

    25. OH NO! FUCK...not again.

    26. ARGH!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!

    27. You came.

    28. BOOM! Magic. Sparks. Fairy dust.

    29. Just as you climax, your partner does too. SATISFACTION.

    30. You collapse, breathing heavily, both consumed with a heavenly feeling.

    31. Before you even realize, you’re fast asleep.