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31 Stages Of A Guy's Orgasm, As Told By Disney

"Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter...take it from me!"

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1. You’ve found bae, and you both know you’re headed on a one-way trip to sexy town.

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2. Things are starting to heat up, and the passion can’t be extinguished.

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3. It's not just you, sparks are flying!

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4. After some heavy petting...you make out vigorously.

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5. There’s no turning back now...

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6. Before you know it, they're about to go down on you.

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7. This feels TOO good.

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8. Oh no! Damn it. NO, not yet!

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9. Argh! You’re getting close!

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10. Damn...you came.

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11. And they're all like...

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12. But after a few minutes you’re ready to go again.

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13. OK, let's do this.

14. This time, you're determined to satisfy your partner and ensure you both get off.

15. You return the foreplay from earlier and GO TO TOWN on them.

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16. They’re getting close. But you stop just before the point of no return.

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17. Now it’s time to GO IN...literally.

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18. WOW! This feels great.

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19. Thrust one!

20. Thrust two!

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21. Thrust three!

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22. Thrust four!

23. You've finally got a rhythm going.

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24. And this feels amazing.

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25. OH NO! FUCK...not again.

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26. ARGH!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!

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27. You came.

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28. BOOM! Magic. Sparks. Fairy dust.

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29. Just as you climax, your partner does too. SATISFACTION.

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30. You collapse, breathing heavily, both consumed with a heavenly feeling.

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31. Before you even realize, you’re fast asleep.

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