31 Corny Ass Jokes Because You Need Them Today
What did Earth say to the other planets? Wow, you guys have no life.
2. My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore. (Reddit)
4. Archaeologists have uncovered a mummy in Egypt covered in nuts and chocolate.
They believe it's Pharaoh Roche. (Reddit)
6. People often accuse me of "stealing other's jokes" and being "a plagiarist."
Their words not mine. (Reddit)
8. You can actually tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water.
If they float, they're boy ant. (Reddit)
16. I got fired from my job as a taxi driver...
Turns out customers don't appreciate it when you go the extra mile. (Reddit)
17. Last night, my neighbor got on his tractor and started yelling, “the end is near!”
I hate living next to Farmer Geddon. (Reddit)
19. Sex is like a card game...
if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. (Reddit)
21. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel! (Reddit)
24. Do you know how to make holy water?
You boil the Hell out of it!
25. What did sushi A say to sushi B?
26. What do you call a programmer with a cold?
27. Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was assaulted.
28. What's Forrest Gump's password?
29. How does an octopus go to war?
30. Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was out standing in his field.
31. What did the triangle say to the circle?
Your life has no point!