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The Results Are In, This Is How Guys' Junk Stacks Up Against Each Other

The more you know...

Over 150,000 readers took our very unscientific, informal poll that, which asked people with a penis what their habits with their beefcake are...

Nothing was off limits with questions ranging from size, shape, maintenance, and even insecurities people have.

These were some of the most popular results:

Most guys consider their dick size...average. Specifically, 66% of those polled or 75,000 people say they're between 4-6 inches.

68% of pollers answered that they're growers not showers. Specifically, 69,400 people said they only get big when it's time for action.

Manscaping is a thing: 38% of people said they keep it trimmed down there because it looks good. But, 28% of people keep it very tidy, with little to no hair. And, 26% said they just live and let live down there.

55% of pollers admitted to being circumcised, 34% said they were not, and 11% of responders admitted that they are circumcised but they're not OK with the choice their parents made for them.

Dick pics aren't as prevalent as the Internet would have us believe. 49% of responders said they'd rather show their member in-person than actually send a dick pic. But, 22% say they'd happily oblige if asked.

Breathe easy because 66% of people say one testicle definitely hangs lower than the other. But if you're not made that way don't worry because 24% say that they're pretty even.

32% of responders say they've seen their friends penises and it's not a big deal at all.

40% of people say they've never tasted their cum before...but 36% say they have and 24% said maybe. Yum!

When reaching the "big O" 27% of people say that when they shoot it hits their chest. 26% say it's definitely a lot that cums out. But if you're not in that boat, don't worry because, 24% of people say the fluid just kind of just oozes out.

If you haven't taken the dick habits survey yet, you're blowin' it big time. Check it out here.