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Dis da hoodest shit I done seen in a while 😭
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When I told mt gynecologist that my birth control was making me feel depressed she said “welll... you’ll feel even more depressed if you get pregnant” well damn bitch.
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Coming across this clip has been the highlight of my week.
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bro my coworker starts crying bc her boyfriend broke up w her (thru text) & my manager gon say “that’s why we stay off our phones @ work” LMFAAAAOOOO shordy ain’t shit 😭
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If my kid ever becomes a rapper and starts rapping about "there was days we couldn't eat" I'm dropping a diss track on that dumb lying ass https://t.co/8z1Y0lsy5R
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Aint NO way my ONE MONTH just told me to 🤫🤫🤣
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How y’all be skinny and can’t dress???? Literally every store has clothes for you
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a wig IS a school supply mom
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The difference between your man and homeboy 😂😂
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Arguing thru a text will have you standing in one spot for 35 mins 🤣
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Loll it’s 'BUSS ANOTHA BOKKLE A MOE’ my G! RRR!!! https://t.co/jkEwd0E9GJ
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1) january last year my phone rings. i don't recognize the number... "hello?" a woman responds, "hello. i have miss aretha franklin for don cheadle?" "what?!? wow! um, yes. of course. please, put her on!" then the same voice changes slightly "this is aretha, honey ..." 😂
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Men are so funny lmao
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Adulting is finally understanding why your parents were so upset when the dishes weren’t done when they came home
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If this not my Uber driver on Halloween i ain’t going
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Alexa play games with me one more time girl. I asked you what the weather was