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A Guy Allegedly Broke Up With His Girlfriend On A Plane Before It Even Took Off


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Keegan decided to livetweet the alleged event for the internet's awareness.

Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?"

Guy: I don't care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE

She told Barstool Sports the woman was "crying loud enough to capture the attention of everyone in the front of the plane."


"I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"

"Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?"

The New York resident reveled in the awkward situation, thanking the gods for giving her some form of entertainment during her flight delay.

This is the greatest plane delay I've ever had

Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"

Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?"

Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere"

Girl: "you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!"

Plot twist: Who's Charlotte?

"I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?)

Guy: "I can't discuss this anymore." Girl: "so I'm not worth your time????"

**silent sobs, lots of sniffling**

Then, perhaps the most unexpected thing happened: The couple began to MAKE OUT on the plane without even settling their issues.

What the fuck? Now they're making out. I'm not kidding

Maybe they were just trying to forget about this whole spat?

We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts

"All in all, eventful flight!" Keegs told Barstool. "My second one only had a screaming toddler and someone in front of me threw up in the barf bag, so not as exciting."

It didn't take long for Keegan's coverage of the breakup to trend on Twitter. Fingers crossed the poor girl ditched that guy as soon as they landed.

Annnnnd now #PlaneBreakup is trending. Hey @keegs141 remember the little people when you go to Hollywood ok?

BuzzFeed has reached out to Kelly Keegan for comment.

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