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"My two hobbies are smoking marijuana and rescuing stray cats."
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They say Marijuana is a gateway drug? To what? Taco bell?
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Me smoking some of my blunt in the parking lot before clocking in...
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Me smoking by myself VS me smoking with other people
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cashier: hi, how are you? me, high as hell, trying to form a simple sentence:
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Me: I’m done smoking weed *sees my friends smoking without me* Me:
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me: i hate myself me, after smoking a bowl: i’m cool as FUCK who wants to be friends
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Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
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i only go on ebay after i smoke pot that way i'm always the highest bidder thank you check please
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I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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my mom: are you high? me: what? my mom: ..are you high? me: my mom: me: my mom: me:
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me: what time is it? tour guide: 4:20 me: how can you tell? tour guide: See how high the sun is? [sun is eating spaghettiOs with a spatula]
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if you have weed in your system, there's no telling what you're incapable of doing
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do you smoke pot because weed be cute together
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When you’re high as fuck and take that first bite. https://t.co/QkNEp7fzJ3
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wyd after smoking this?
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me to myself: stop smoking so much weed and save ur money myself to me: sorry i was getting high and i just saw this lol wyd
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Me: I’m sad My weed:
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me, high as fuck: are my eyes red? my friend, also high as fuck: nah you good, are mine? me: nah, you good both of us: https://t.co/X1VfTNnZfj
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Some people like to stir the pot... ...I prefer to smoke it.
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everyone else when they’re high: good vibes aha 😎😌 me after one hit:
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me high asf in the mirror realizing i’m high asf