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17 Tweets From Black Twitter This Week That'll Make You Howl Laughing

"CALI stands for Cant Afford Living Inthismothafucka"

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Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm r i p e Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.

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ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT RAY Jโ€™s HAT MOVED LIKED 2,000 TIMES IN LIKE 10 SECONDS!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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House was a weird show. Patients would be rushed the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems. And House would come in like โ€œdid you check his asshole for toothpicks?โ€ And theyโ€™d be like โ€œdamn u right.โ€

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I just found out I have a FUNKY WHITE SISTER๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ forreal doe๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ& she brought her home girl with her from da hood that keep tip toeing in the background with a plate of food๐Ÿคฃ yo Iโ€™m done!๐Ÿ˜‚ but she straight killed โ€œWork Itโ€ sound effects & all๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ I love it๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ https://t.co/Rg9TTHAqu2

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Pls when is school resuming ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’ am tired already ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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Heโ€™s probably a grown man now but Cody my dude at least we got the Christmas game back

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Black-girl-who-doesnโ€™t-have kids-yet culture is me telling strangerโ€™s kids to โ€œbe careful running on that escalator because Iโ€™m not going to the hospital today - I have too much work to do.โ€

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When New Yorkers hear a violin ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽป

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i know noah was talking his shit when the world flooded and everybody who aint believe him died

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Y'all she remembered ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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lmfaoooo Facebook been having me dying lately

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CALI stands for Cant Afford Living Inthismothafucka ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Yโ€™all wilding today for no reason huh

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Ima have to sit this one out. https://t.co/KaX7A6LgUk

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cheating is one thing... but you sent that bitch memes that i sent you.

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Manager: โ€œHey I know youโ€™re suppose to be off today but can you....โ€ Me:

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