17 Hilarious Tweets That Will Make You Say, "Damn, I Feel That"

    Everyone together now say, "meee."

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    I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes “no honey you need a milkshake” Service: unmatched

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    me reacting to bad things that happen in my life at this point

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    I’m officially at the age where I hate loud and unnecessary noise.

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    my mom: are you high? me: what? my mom: ..are you high? me: my mom: me: my mom: me:

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    McDonald’s: Our ice cream machine is down Me:

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    Me & my conscience discussing if we should overreact about something we were overthinking about.

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    me: i'm a very private person someone: hi me: so i'll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff

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    me looking at myself in the mirror after putting on the outfit that looked so good on me in my head

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    I’m just a girl Sitting in front of a computer Holding a phone Which is open to the same website as the computer I’m sitting in front of.

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    when a guy buys me a drink at the bar

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    Listening to him rant about all the things he’s passionate about

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    Gas is like $40/full tank Carrots are like $1/pound Ya boi is getting a horse.

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    My mom found out I got my nipples pierced today

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    This is what P.E. teachers would be wearing during winter while shouting at students to stop complaining that it’s too cold https://t.co/j7umagAga4

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    Black Panther came out THIS year. That's how long the year has been😂💔

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