Tip #1 - Don’t listen to Third Eye Blind if you don’t like Third Eye Blind
Anyone else craving ranch dressing?
Oh you wanted me to wait to watch Game Of Thrones? WHOOPS.
No foreplay is like sliding down a dry Slip-n-Slide.
Calling you out, wine snobs. We all know it tastes the same.
Put together before you get together.
Parents don’t have to be perfect.
“Your. Vagina. Goes. Back. To. Normal.”
We need pacifiers for adults.
Pulling a tampon from your purse sounds like Christmas morning.
Take me off this group text!
Snickerdoodles + Cheesecake = OMG
Forget the winged eyeliner. There’s no time.
“Joe sucks. Steve rules.”
“Sleep when the baby sleeps.” Yeah right.
A clueless boss brings judgement to the company’s Halloween costume contest.
Damn you, Neil Patrick Harris!
They discover the best wines to pair with your kids’ crappy behavior.