Fateful Findings Is Your New Favorite Cult Film

Forget The Room. Neil Breen’s cringe-worthy thriller is your new obsession.

1. Fateful Findings is a paranormal thriller where a computer hacker exposes worldwide secrets.

We know that because it says so right on the poster.

2. Here: watch the trailer.

Amazing, right?

3. Breen plays a writer with mild magical powers who gets hit by car in his very first scene.

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4. But that doesn’t dampen his love life.

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5. He’s also been up to other things besides writing…

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6. Wait, what kind of information?

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7. Wait, what kind of secrets?

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Got it.

8. Hacking secrets, it turns out, is very stressful.

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9. Which leads to a lot of soul-searching.

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10. And perhaps the greatest line of the movie.

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11. He then pulls an Edward Snowden and goes public.

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OKAY. YOU’VE BEEN HACKING. WE GET IT.

12. The government, predictably, does not take it well.

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Confused? Trust us - the actual movie makes even less sense.

13. So is Fateful Findings the new The Room?

14. Catch a local screening and judge for yourself.

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