Response to How Much Do You Know About Dicks?:
We have a lot of old sayings in our family. One is, “I know it’s true because I heard it on the radio.”
She was giving him handjobs? How did you find that out?
Response to Blonde Zooey Deschanel Was The Worst Thing Ever:
Zooey would still look fabulous if her head were shaved. Matter of fact, I’d like to see her asaredhead.