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What Character From Backstroke Of The West Are You?

Are you the Big D?

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  1. What's your biggest secret?

    I'm on stilts under my space suit
    I'm a tiny fabulous woman out to ruin the west
    I'm sabotaging the Presbyterian Church
    I used to be pregnant
    I casually murder people
    You feel that the child cans not handles
    The disgusting thing came
  2. What are your hobbies?

    Crying alone
    Choking loved ones
    Getting your ass handed to you
    Hanging off ledges
    Doing sick flips
    Yelling
    Overthrowing the Presbyterian Church
  3. What's your mode of transportation?

    Space egg
    Meteor
    I don't go anywhere ever
    Just falling out the window of whatever building I'm in
    Crawling desperately on my hands and knees...wait where are my knees?
    I just strut everywhere I go
    Catch a ride with whoever is dumb enough to take me
  4. What's your favourite animal?

    Elephant
    Elephant
    Elephant
    Elephant?
    We're saying elephant again for some fucking reason
  5. What's your favourite quote?

    "This is what who fuck"
    "DO NOT WANT"
    "You are already at full cock now"
    "Adorable Screaming"
    "Do not trust the black"
    "You are a sacrifice article that I cut up rough now"
    "smelly boy"
  6. What's your ideal view?

    The city skyline from the 100th floor
    Anything but that sand bullshit
    Oceans of lava
    My crying face reflected back from the window
    Just the sight of my best friend.... burning alive
    Some weird musical orbs
    A field of Wookies
  7. When something goes wrong how do you deal with it?

    Leave the country
    Nothing is going wrong! I don't believe it!
    Chop off some legs
    Cry, maybe over lava
    Lie to my wife
    Keep trying and if I don't succeed I'm probably flying out a window
    Get someone younger and hotter to deal with it
  8. How much do you owe?

    You owe a 7 times
    Is 9 times, in fact
    Like, this time do not calculate
    Like?
  9. When something is wrong your friends can always tell because...

    I is shivering
    I'm on the hoof
    I take your cape off
    I'm screaming in agony
    I'm aging at a sudden rapid pace
    I'm already dead

What Character From Backstroke Of The West Are You?

You got: Allah Gold

You're a hopeless situation warrior struggling with the Presbyterian Church. Often confused by your own actions you're just looking for someone to help you find your way. Your friends would describe you as disloyal and shady as fuck.

Allah Gold
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You got: Small Manikin

Tiny, precious and suddenly a woman! You flip across the galaxy at an impressive pace, you have eyes in the back of your head and take a lightning bolt to the face like a champ. You can sometimes be flaky but make up for it with your weird uncalled advice.

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You got: The D

Cunning, manipulative, terrible skin. You don't have many close friends and people struggle between being suspicious of you and trusting you completely for no reason whatsoever. The more evil you get the more sexual you become.

The D
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You got: Ratio Tile

As a section ratio general you see the good in everyone. The twinkliest eyes in the universe you often feel like you're the only civilization person in this fight. You pass the time by chopping off the limbs of both your sworn enemies and your closest friends.

Ratio Tile
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You got: Side Eye

Oh purple situation master, did you ever have a chance? Head strong and 100% right all the time no one really connects with you on a personal level. You may be practical and logical but no one's got time for that now. You outshine even the biggest baddest blackest D and you've gotta go out that window.

Side Eye
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You got: Reaches Of Come

Daddy issues and insecurities about your height and the fact that you're bald now you're prone to sudden outbursts and getting flayed alive. Your fashion sense and the magical grip of your right hand (yum?) can get you through just about anything though.

Reaches Of Come
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You got: The Plum

When people look at you they think "we can't explain why she quick dead". Prone to problem pregnancies, crying, and getting straight up choked you've been having a rough time lately. Maybe lie down and relax with some flowers surrounded by loved ones.

The Plum
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