8 Reasons Why You Should Share Marriage Blogs

We've all seen them. "Why Marriage Isn't For You," "What Makes Marriage Material," all scattered across Facebook and Twitter. Here's 8 reasons why you should continue to share these blogs across all social media platforms for the sake of the rest of the human population.

1. You're the first one to ever post it. Ever.

Even though it has 47,809,467 shares, you're actually the first to discover this article. So you should really share it as many times as possible to make sure we can all enjoy this wealth of knowledge that you found. You. Just you.

2. They're all just so original.

Every single one of them is so different, it makes them all so fun to read. That one that started with a misleading title? Great. Then there's that other one that started with a misleading title AND A QUESTION MARK. I could barely contain myself.

3. We LOVE your captions.

That quote you used from the first sentence of the article was brilliant, I would never have even noticed it if you hadn't pointed it out. I must say that I, too, felt #blessed while reading your commentary.

4. All of your Facebook friends are actually secretly seeking guidance on how to become a better spouse.

It doesn't matter that the majority of your friends are doing stupid things like trying to pass chemistry or find a job on campus, what they actually care about is how to be a better wife/husband. Better start preparing now, I mean you never know when The One might jump out of the bushes.

5. And who better to provide that guidance than you?

Because the best marriage advice comes from blogs written by people married for less than 2 years, shared by single college students……right?

6. We love being constantly reminded of how alone we are.

No, these tears are because I'm happy for the wonderful life that they have together full of love and belonging, obviously…...

7. The generalizations are scarily accurate.

Have you read "What Women Want in a Good Man?" I felt like they were taking my innermost desires and putting them in blog form. It was a huge relief to know that someone understands what I truly want.

8. We get off on that feeling of deep self-loathing that follows from caving and reading that post after we've seen it shared for the 27th time.

After all that you've brought to Facebook with your numerous shares of valuable wisdom, we have only one thing to say after "thank you":