kempermckenzie

Seinfeld premiered in 1990, that question was inaccurate.

I found out he had another girl on the side, so I sent hot pink postcards to every car group and garage he had ties to saying, "Know who has two Passats and two girlfriends?" And on the back I put his full name.

Olly Sleep Gummy vitamins. Knocks out my near constant anxiety and PTSD and lets me get some sleep!

I get excited when I see anything involving you! Your spunk and sarcasm warm my cold, black heart?

Empty restaurant cup in the backroom of my store. There were customers on the floor, and I don't have a bathroom anywhere near my store. It was an emergency!!!

That was my exact thought ?

An attempt at McKenzie

When my sister-in-law tried to take away my nieces and nephew from me after some personal stuff it shattered me. I called her to see if she could come over, and when she did she made it entirely about herself. I ended up comforting her when I already felt broken and shattered. That… Read More

Skyline Chili where you can get a three way, four way, or five way? Nothing tastes like Northern Kentucky like a big bowl of spaghetti covered in chili and cheese. I keep a stock of Skyline at all times in Minnesota, and have introduced my friends up here to Skyline too?

My chosen family is commonly called the Wolf Pack, and for various reasons we can never do a traditional Thanksgiving or Christmas together so, instead, we do Wolfgivingmas around January 25th. We wear ugly Christmas sweaters, drink, make a big meal and exchange our presents. It's… Read More