I don't own enough stuff to make much of a messLight clutter but still pretty tidyA bit cluttered, but I organize regularlyIt's shocking my belongings aren't spilling into the hallway
Crowne and Gatorade obvi, electrolytes u kno?Vodka and Water???Anything that'll put a little hair on your chestVodka RedbullAny kind of wine as long as it's redIf it's alcoholic I want it
I just gotta survive until I make it to grad schoolMy work will be done and it will be done wellIm just trying to keep my scholarship and graduateAlways somewhere doing something academic
My longest dry-streak is about 3 daysStill sort of new at thisRelationships come with perks ;)Like panning for gold; it doesn't happen all the time but when it does it's good
I maybe shouldn't have my phone*0 fucks given*Actual hurricane on legsNo longer speaking english
Do what I'm doing, but fasterIt's time to haul assMove slowerNothing because its my default setting
Which Double Stuffed Oreo Goon Are You?
Def a lil gay. V special. Accident prone. Somehow only hospitalized once this year. This special boy is the most... enigmatic member of the Double Stuffed Oreo.
Meme loving fuck with a reptilian exterior and a heart of pure gold. Awarded "Drunkest White Girl" two years in a row. Actual Man-child - can often be found under attack by other members of the suite.
His blood is only red because his wine is. No one is quite sure if he's gay but he doesn't let that stop him. Drinks to black out (whenever he's not in the library until closing). Nervous but forgetful puppy.
Sex God, future master of the universe, the one with the fattest ergos. Doesn't always go hard but can go harder than most. Can often be found shouting obscenities in frustration over group projects or long assignments.