19 Things That Decapitate Tall People

Tall people wish you would cut your tree branches higher.

Tall people flinch when they're walking because they've been burned too many times.

Tall people's foreheads hurt sometimes.

Tall people have trouble washing their hair.

Tall people have really clean teeth because they don't get distracted by the rest of their face.

Tall people just love birdwatching.

Tall people are victimized by spiteful low hanging things every day.

Tall people know that even a beautiful footpath can give you an unexpected concussion.

Tall people love when you line the street with eye poking foliage.

Tall people have a good reason to be afraid of the basement.

Tall people are really sensitive to the sun.

Tall people throw intimidating glares that you can't see.

Tall people get angry when they bonk their head for the zillionth time.

Tall people are banned from many parking decks.

Tall people blend into your house decorations.

Tall people need to be on the lookout wherever they go.

Tall people have trouble standing up straight because the world.

Tall people know that regular people don't have to think about this kind of stuff.

Tall people need to be reminded how tall they are often or they might die.