19 Things That Decapitate Tall People
Some people think tall people have all the luck. But here are 19 things that prove it's an obstacle filled world out there for tall people.
1. Trees

Tall people wish you would cut your tree branches higher.
2. Signs

Tall people flinch when they're walking because they've been burned too many times.
3. Doorways

Tall people's foreheads hurt sometimes.
4. Shower Heads

Tall people have trouble washing their hair.
5. Mirrors

Tall people have really clean teeth because they don't get distracted by the rest of their face.
6. Bird Feeders

Tall people just love birdwatching.
7. Travel Obstacles

Tall people are victimized by spiteful low hanging things every day.
8. Underpasses

Tall people know that even a beautiful footpath can give you an unexpected concussion.
9. Hanging Plants

Tall people love when you line the street with eye poking foliage.
10. Staircases

Tall people have a good reason to be afraid of the basement.
11. Umbrellas

Tall people are really sensitive to the sun.
12. Light Fixtures

Tall people throw intimidating glares that you can't see.
13. Chandeliers

Tall people get angry when they bonk their head for the zillionth time.
14. Caution Bars

Tall people are banned from many parking decks.
15. Wind Chimes

Tall people blend into your house decorations.
16. Store Displays

Tall people need to be on the lookout wherever they go.
17. Art

Tall people have trouble standing up straight because the world.
18. Food Trucks

Tall people know that regular people don't have to think about this kind of stuff.
19. Booths

Tall people need to be reminded how tall they are often or they might die.
Tall people might need a hug for all their tall people problems sometimes.
Or maybe an ice pack.