Tell the people in your life how much you care.
“There was no way for it to work together, so I created two people…”
"Sounds like an orgy!"
Brb, going to brush my teeth.
Southern by the grace of God.
“You can’t do that, my pastor follows me on Facebook!”
"That was magical!"
“I can see why this one did not stand the test of time”
“Why does Christian music always sound like a mixture of Nickelback and Third Eye Blind?”
Get out there and live your best life!
"The fact that something like this existed back then is awesome!"
"Everyone loves a little mindless entertainment and if ladies gotta be having sex that's even better."
"I hate you for doing this to me..."
"They're like tiny ice cream poops!"
"I feel closer to The Doctor now."
Red wine and Coke...new drink of choice.
"How do I even move?!"
"I'm never going to get over this..."
30 days of vacation a year?! Yes.