“There was no way for it to work together, so I created two people…”
“I can see why this one did not stand the test of time”
“Why does Christian music always sound like a mixture of Nickelback and Third Eye Blind?”
"The fact that something like this existed back then is awesome!"
"Everyone loves a little mindless entertainment and if ladies gotta be having sex that's even better."
"I hate you for doing this to me..."
Red wine and Coke...new drink of choice.
"I'm never going to get over this..."