1. Thinking of a comeback 6 hours too late.
2. Clogging the toilet. In. Public.
3. Liking things everbody likes, but pretending liking it makes you unque.
4. Hiding under the covers when you hear noises so the murderers who are clearly in your house can't get you.
5. Picking your nose.
6. Listening to a song so many times that you end up hating it.
7. Turning down the music in the car when arriving somewhere, therefore emphasizing your vision.
8. Thinking that you're hearing your phone go off when in reality you've eaten more times today than the amount of times you've recieved a text.
9. Talking to animals like babies.
11. Pretending to be interested in something you don't understand because somebody attractive is.
12. Looking at other people's butts in public.
13. Going over all your previous life choices under the cascading of hot water in the shower.
14. Nodding your head in agreement when you can't hear what somebody is saying and you've already asked them to repeat themselves 4 times.
15. Having somebody ask you to repeat yourself too many times, then watching as they nod in agreement... You weren't even asking a question.
16. Not having a response to the question "What do you do for fun?"
17. Resorting to listing things you don't ever do.
18. Going into a state of depression and keeping 2008 Taylor Swift on repeat.
19. Crying while listening to "Teardrops on My Guitar"
20. Taking a quiz to confirm that you're hipster.
21. Getting "You're not hipster at all."
22. Googling "How to be hipster?"
23. Reading similar lists frequently and relating. Every. Single. Time.
If you don't do or relate to any of these things, congratulations. You're a liar.
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