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My friend in the middle was one of the only guys in our graduating class. A lot of pretty girls want to be teachers! Men...not so much.

Queen of the classroom to Master in Education #teachyoself

I use Christmas tree skirts to make Christmas skirts and capes for the ultimate Christmas party attire

So he wasn’t necessarily my ex because we weren’t dating but we were “talking”. I went down to visit him for the weekend and even bought a hotel (because he still lives with his parents) and after we had sex he left before I could even put clothes on to go to bad with his friends.… Read More

The citi kitty! Litter is a thing of the past! It’s a toilet ring that helps train your cat to be toilet, not litter box trained! Fun fact: you don’t need opposable thumbs to flush a toilet

Broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl from panera. I’ve had only the bread bowl and only the soup...doesn’t do the same as both. I swear by it.

Tennis balls for the ends of desks and chairs! No more screeching sounds when getting out of the seat and scuffs on the floor!

Get you a girl who can do both

I'm not sure if this is a horror story or a whorer story. Anyway, I was hooking up with this guy and the sex was usually subpar. However, this time was actually pretty good. I wasn't sure what it was...until the next day and the alcohol wore off...I forgot I didn't take out my tampon.… Read More

As I watched Mulan last night I realize how the Emperor is talking about Mulan like this rare and special woman he wants as an advisor. Pretty fucked up she spent the first 10 minutes of the movie trying to be good enough to be one of his concubines. The guy sends a list of requirements… Read More