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    50 Science Jokes That Will Make You Laugh And Then Say, "Hmmmmm"

    Some of these jokes are a bit experimental.

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    sign for veterinary clinic

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    the text "oh no I spilled water all over my laptop" with H2O model atoms on it

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    a guacamole joke

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    a table with an element symbol and number

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    a joke about solute molecule and an impermeable membrane

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    a joke that a person hates negative numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them

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    different spellings and illustration of porcupine

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    a comparison of The Rock and a rock

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    a person adding an element of surprise, AH, to the period table

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    a stick figure drawing of it standing and then falling down and the words "triene" and "diene"

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    Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson on the subway together

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    what do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilmockingbirds

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    me: *kicks a stone* mountain: my baby

    Twitter: @athleisure_monk

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    I'll just leave this here. #FlatEarth

    Twitter: @DocBastard

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    a 3D drawing of H20 that makes hydrogen look like a butt with the words "water lowkey thicc"

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    coldplay: look at the stars neil degrasse tyson: ok coldplay: look how they shine for you neil degrasse tyson: actually stars do not shine f

    Twitter: @reniadeb

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    "um, Dr Schrodinger? I opened the box and, well... we may have a problem"

    Twitter: @enniscath

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    a caution wet floor sign with H20 models on the ground

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    Twitter: @WholesomeMeme

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    a poster that says science is a liar sometimes and the comment that science teachers had to explain to their students why Pluto got officially downgraded

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    a joke about sulphur

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    Sorry man I only have room in my heart for one thing: lots and lots of blood

    Twitter: @stephanidek

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    I'm sorry if I've noted this before, but this bird description is still so harsh.

    Twitter: @EmilyGould

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    a pie chart of reasons the dinosaurs died out

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    Twitter: @drjulie_b

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    science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"

    Twitter: @Fred_Delicious

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    hey girl are u a metamorphic amphibole cause you're gonna be

    Twitter: @cocksIap

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    This article contains content from Kelly Oakes and Hattie Soykan. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.