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me: *kicks a stone* mountain: my baby
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I'll just leave this here. #FlatEarth
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coldplay: look at the stars neil degrasse tyson: ok coldplay: look how they shine for you neil degrasse tyson: actually stars do not shine f
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"um, Dr Schrodinger? I opened the box and, well... we may have a problem"
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Sorry man I only have room in my heart for one thing: lots and lots of blood
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I'm sorry if I've noted this before, but this bird description is still so harsh.
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Who calls their cat Toxoplasma gondii
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science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
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hey girl are u a metamorphic amphibole cause you're gonna be
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This article contains content from Kelly Oakes and Hattie Soykan. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.