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17 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For People Who Get UTIs

"Every time I sit down on the toilet it feels like like I’m sitting on a throne of lies."

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Me: in bed tired, comfortable and ready to sleep My bladder:

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*finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you're not going to believe this

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No, YOU didn't tighten the cap on my urine sample

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*my casket slowly begins lowering into the ground* me, knocking from inside: "Wait, I have to pee."

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ME: I need to pee really bad TEACHER: can you hold it? ME: probably not. my hands aren't very good at retaining liquid

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Kelly Oakes is science editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.

Contact Kelly Oakes at kelly.oakes@buzzfeed.com.

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