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21 Tweets About Birds That Will Make You Question How They Even Exist

"Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know"

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this one has claws This one swims but can't fly This one is huge & runs funny This one bangs his head against trees - god making birds

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You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:

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Why do birds Suddenly appear Every time you are near? Most likely It is simply perception bias. Aaaaah ah ah ah ah ah ah aah Perception bias

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Edgar Allen Poe? haven't heard that name in years

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Probably the worst part about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute

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wife: "what on earth are you doing?" me: "making a penguin" wife: "that's a pigeon" me: [opening freezer door] "not for long"

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I'm sorry if I've noted this before, but this bird description is still so harsh.

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It’s so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn’t just a free aerial tour of the city.

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Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3.

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Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds

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There's a bird in the yard and she's shaking her tail feathers in hope of attracting a mate. HE SHOULD LOVE YOU FOR YOUR BRAIN, I yell.

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i've invented the Universal Bird Translator *outside chirps transform into chorus of a thousand LET'S FUCK and THIS IS MY SPOT*

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Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich

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birds are so stupid GET SEPARATE POOP AND PEE HOLES YOU IDIOTS

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Your periodic reminder that birds are dinosaurs

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retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?

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[inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU

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this is so confusing. i need a bird expert to hold my hand and explain green herons' necks to me please

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If i could have a super power it would be to fly OH WAIT

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[god, creating ducks] Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know

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Kelly Oakes is science editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.

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