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How it feels to be a first year PhD student.
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Reason to do a PhD #19: woman having baby on plane "Is there a Dr on board" Me: yes lol *gets out laptop and loads up MATLAB* #phdchat
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impostor syndrome is real
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- Article please - Abstract? - No, article - HTML? - No, PDF - Weird PDF? - No, PDF - PDF in browser? - No, PDF - Download PDF? - Yes - OK
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Me in office hours today
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"Congratulate [colleague] on a 3-year work anniversary as a postdoc." Oh LinkedIn, you do not understand how academia works
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Making silly #latex jokes is much more fun than doing final tweaks in my thesis on #coeffects...
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Our Ideal candidate: -Minimum 3,000 years exp. -Must have 8 PhD's -Speak Klingon 80 hrs a week $7.15 an hour Must be passionate about work!
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"Your résume says you spent 4 years in England. What were you doing?" *flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."
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Oh you have a PhD, how nice. Just put your CV in this "collection box".
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exclusive new pictures of me writing my thesis
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Let's be honest. https://t.co/M9oDlm2v22 #tbt
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Acknowledgements strike again.
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People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie.
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Paparazzi shot of me submitting my thesis just moments ago. #PhD #PhDChat #ItsOver
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Model for PhD chapter outline
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When you enter grad school. When you leave grad school... #GameofThrones