Buzz·Posted on 10 Mar 201616 Tweets About The Robot Uprising That Will Make You Laugh And Then Fear For Your LifePlease have mercy on us.by Kelly OakesBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. morenike ⚡️ @moren1ke i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the "i'm not a robot" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain 08:12 PM - 27 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed ::huddled, watching for killdrones:: "dad how did the robot wars start?" "well this one guy just kept being a dick." 02:40 PM - 24 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. West Lee @NotthatAdamWest It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot. 04:07 PM - 10 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ryan @dollarslices the worst part of the robot uprising will be the constant software updates 05:37 PM - 03 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Shawn @CakeThrottle If you get robot arms don't get the cheap ones [starts clapping for no reason] 09:25 PM - 20 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. mark @TheCatWhisprer When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance. 12:31 PM - 24 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Fally @didifalldown [Robot Uprising] Human: Oh no a robot! What kind are you? Robot: I am a counting machine Human: Oh thank g— Robot: Now killing human #53822 12:51 AM - 10 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. k e e t @KeetPotato [my first day as hand dryer salesman] "this robot dries your hands with noise" 07:40 PM - 11 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. colley @JamColley When I'm killed in the robot uprising know that I deserved it. 12:41 PM - 17 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Sean Leahy @thepunningman Robocop: I am Robotcop Criminal: You don't say the t you robo moron R: [visibly confused] Pu down he gun you are under arres 07:42 AM - 24 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile I worry about surviving the robot uprising because I make it a point to press the "9" on my microwave in case it gets lonely. 07:54 AM - 21 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mattie Boyd @mattie_boyd [at ATM] Would I like to check my balance? Okay sure. *presses button* *robot leg shoots out and sweeps mine* 'Your balance is: awful' 01:27 PM - 10 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins. 03:34 AM - 30 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. xavier @funWindow Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now 02:50 PM - 13 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues 1. Rage against the machine. 2. Check to make sure machine is plugged in. 3. Apologize to the toaster for the misunderstanding. 02:57 PM - 18 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Lloyd Rang @lloydrang "I really thought by now we'd all have robots," he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge. 12:16 PM - 22 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite