Science·Posted on 6 Dec 201622 Times Twitter Totally Got The Internet"Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending."by Kelly OakesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Justin Shanes @justinshanes Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting. 04:18 AM - 29 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Joe West @joejwest "murder" she wrote "your password must contain at least one number and one upper case letter" the screen said "murd3R" she wrote, frowning 11:08 AM - 05 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Fill Werrell 🎄 @FillWerrell Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin 12:01 AM - 23 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Chelsea Lockwood @Chelsea_Elle Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom. 08:20 PM - 16 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Josh @iwearaonesie me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner" 09:28 PM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Bitch Mittens @Jesssicle People are writing condolences on my Grandma's Facebook that sound more like Yelp reviews of her. Great woman, very loving, 5/5 stars 05:25 PM - 06 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. josh @ruinedpicnic [please enter a password] ilovedogs [password must contain at least one capital] iloveparisdogs 03:40 PM - 11 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Noah Kinsey @thenoahkinsey *forgets Netflix password* *sends email reset* *forgets email password* *sends reset to backup* 20 resets later: *opens 2nd Netflix account* 03:03 PM - 25 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. spacegirl incognito @iamspacegirl If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt 05:30 PM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Brad Broaddus @BradBroaddus My aunt's ex-boyfriend's mailman's brother said it on Facebook so I don't think any further research is necessary. 09:01 PM - 01 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Awkward Comedy @AwkwardComedy When your internet goes out and you are forced to get to know your surroundings 05:44 AM - 26 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Brian Doyle @WritePlay AMAZON: Did you buy a watch?! ME: Yeah, it's- AMAZON: You might want THIS watch! ME: No I already- AMAZON: ONLY WATCHES FOR YOU, FOREVERMORE 03:03 AM - 25 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Medieval Reactions @MedievalReacts When someone likes their own Instagram photo 08:32 PM - 15 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. jomny sun @jonnysun *turns on internet* computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once 10:17 PM - 25 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had 11:26 PM - 24 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Sammy Rhodes @sammyrhodes "I wish I had more time to read" he said as Netflix automatically played the next episode. 06:18 PM - 03 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Desus Nice @desusnice i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name 04:55 AM - 24 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Corey not Cor @CoreysThirst *Opens Snapchat* "so today I was...." "I just hate when.." "Lemme tell y'all what just happe...." "My boyfriend.." 04:38 AM - 15 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. folu @notfolu I had to delete Facebook because I liked too many pictures of dogs yesterday and now the newsfeed algorithm thinks I care about those people 04:34 PM - 27 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Obi Claws @ThaJawn *googles murder tips *adds "asking for a friend" at the end of each search They won't be able to prove a thing! *evil cackles 12:48 AM - 20 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. ♡ brian essbe ♡ @SortaBad Google isn't much help if you can't think of the word 'zebra' 05:15 AM - 25 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. John Green @johndashgreen Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending. 01:03 PM - 02 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite