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22 Times Twitter Totally Got The Internet

"Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending."

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Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.

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"murder" she wrote "your password must contain at least one number and one upper case letter" the screen said "murd3R" she wrote, frowning

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Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin

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Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom.

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me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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People are writing condolences on my Grandma's Facebook that sound more like Yelp reviews of her. Great woman, very loving, 5/5 stars

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[please enter a password] ilovedogs [password must contain at least one capital] iloveparisdogs

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*forgets Netflix password* *sends email reset* *forgets email password* *sends reset to backup* 20 resets later: *opens 2nd Netflix account*

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If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt

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My aunt's ex-boyfriend's mailman's brother said it on Facebook so I don't think any further research is necessary.

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When your internet goes out and you are forced to get to know your surroundings

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AMAZON: Did you buy a watch?! ME: Yeah, it's- AMAZON: You might want THIS watch! ME: No I already- AMAZON: ONLY WATCHES FOR YOU, FOREVERMORE

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When someone likes their own Instagram photo

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*turns on internet* computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once

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The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had

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"I wish I had more time to read" he said as Netflix automatically played the next episode.

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i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name

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*Opens Snapchat* "so today I was...." "I just hate when.." "Lemme tell y'all what just happe...." "My boyfriend.."

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I had to delete Facebook because I liked too many pictures of dogs yesterday and now the newsfeed algorithm thinks I care about those people

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*googles murder tips *adds "asking for a friend" at the end of each search They won't be able to prove a thing! *evil cackles

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Google isn't much help if you can't think of the word 'zebra'

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Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending.

Kelly Oakes is science editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.

Contact Kelly Oakes at kelly.oakes@buzzfeed.com.

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