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17 Tweets That Will Make Scientists Laugh And Then Say "Actually..."

"Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton."

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[grocery produce aisle] ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?

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Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire

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Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor

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Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card.

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Beyonce look like the rough endoplasmic reticulum with ribosomes attached to it

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There's a bird in the yard and she's shaking her tail feathers in hope of attracting a mate. HE SHOULD LOVE YOU FOR YOUR BRAIN, I yell.

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We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow

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Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history. They obviously haven't met my kids.

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Land: Okay, there's like 4 basic shapes and everything is pretty much that. Water: I MADE A MONSTER FROM FEATHERS A… https://t.co/9h3MZaqBDt

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Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.

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Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS.

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Why yes, I do live under a rock. It's called the moon.

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*trump becomes president* NASA: Shit *a few weeks later* NASA: we've found 7 planets, 3 we can live on and there's… https://t.co/C7OH3PCqIg

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SCIENTIST: Climate change is killing Earth PEOPLE: Eh I guess SCIENTIST: Dogs hate hugs PEOPLE: I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR PRIMARY DATA SOURCES

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Sometimes I wonder whether we are not smart enough to realize how simple our Brains actually are.

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The mesmerizing result of letting 13 dots spin along 13 regular polygons at equal speed #math #art

Kelly Oakes is science editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.

Contact Kelly Oakes at kelly.oakes@buzzfeed.com.

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