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    21 Science Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Despite Yourself

    "What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?" "2 Na"

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    science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"

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    [creation of bats] God: stretch out that mouse

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    hey girl are u a metamorphic amphibole cause you're gonna be

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    me: *kicks a stone* mountain: my baby

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    Sorry man I only have room in my heart for one thing: lots and lots of blood

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    "Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.

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    I'm sorry if I've noted this before, but this bird description is still so harsh.

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    Amoeba: dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much

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    *Sees ant carrying a leaf that weighs 3x its body weight* Wife: Can you imagine being that strong? Me: *Picking up leaf* Yes.

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    I'll just leave this here. #FlatEarth

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    *throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in "science" journal]: birds don't like rocks.

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    Kelly Oakes is science editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.

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