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23 Questions All Scientists Need To Answer Right Now

The people of the internet need to know.

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why are scientists doing atoms instead of figuring out how it's possible to spend hours on the computer doing literally nothing

zach @z_a_c_h_k_a_t_z

why are scientists doing atoms instead of figuring out how it's possible to spend hours on the computer doing literally nothing

9:40 AM - 14 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why are scientists trying to explore space. they havent even explored all of the internet yet

the big league boys@GrapeSodaJamb

why are scientists trying to explore space. they havent even explored all of the internet yet

11:22 PM - 11 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are scientists still tagging dolphins? Just give them iPhones, teach them how to use Instagram and they'll tag themselves.

Grey Gordon@greyxgordon

Why are scientists still tagging dolphins? Just give them iPhones, teach them how to use Instagram and they'll tag themselves.

4:19 PM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why are scientists trying to contact aliens? aren’t there enough assholes here already

parva@parva_x

why are scientists trying to contact aliens? aren’t there enough assholes here already👽

3:00 AM - 06 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are scientists looking for intelligent life in space? There are still plenty of places on earth where they haven't discovered any.

Ryan@Ryncasaurus

Why are scientists looking for intelligent life in space?

There are still plenty of places on earth where they haven't discovered any.

3:33 AM - 25 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are scientists not working on a "stupidity filter"

Good Ol' Will+@wiltejkiel

Why are scientists not working on a "stupidity filter"

6:19 AM - 04 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are scientists working on clean energy and curing disease instead of a needle that will inject caffeine straight into my brain?

Ali Davis@Ali_Davis

Why are scientists working on clean energy and curing disease instead of a needle that will inject caffeine straight into my brain?

7:07 PM - 14 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are scientists more concerned with cloning humans than they are with creating real Pokemon?

Brandon Walker@BrandonnWalkerr

Why are scientists more concerned with cloning humans than they are with creating real Pokemon?

9:47 PM - 17 Oct 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are scientists still working on cloning sheep when they should be developing a way to send food via television like in Willy Wonka?

NYC BLONDE@NYC_Blonde

Why are scientists still working on cloning sheep when they should be developing a way to send food via television like in Willy Wonka?

6:21 AM - 21 Sep 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why are scientists wasting their time trying to solve global warming when they could be cloning zayn

.@kingsofmalik

why are scientists wasting their time trying to solve global warming when they could be cloning zayn

11:35 PM - 09 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are scientists not focusing all their efforts on cloning Ryan Gosling?

James Garrett@BuddyFaceHead

Why are scientists not focusing all their efforts on cloning Ryan Gosling?

12:19 AM - 31 Jan 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why are scientists wasting time on other stuff when they could genetically engineer flying pigs so everyone would have to do crazy things

la petite bort@important_celeb

why are scientists wasting time on other stuff when they could genetically engineer flying pigs so everyone would have to do crazy things

9:07 PM - 14 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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@WhySharksMatter Why are scientists hiding the truth about Megalodon?

Michael Bazemore Jr@MGBazemoreJr

@WhySharksMatter Why are scientists hiding the truth about Megalodon?

11:08 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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who is this "higgs" person and why are scientists so obsessed with her bosom

Chris@dragoninforcer

who is this "higgs" person and why are scientists so obsessed with her bosom

11:30 PM - 31 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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15.

Why are scientists curing all diseases in mice? Could it be the mice are in charge? #occam #hh2g

Glenn Fleishman@GlennF

Why are scientists curing all diseases in mice? Could it be the mice are in charge? #occam #hh2g

6:31 PM - 01 Dec 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why are scientists not certain how life on earth began? it's got to do with fossils

taylor@holycliffo

why are scientists not certain how life on earth began? it's got to do with fossils

5:16 PM - 02 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do scientists think that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago? The earth literally just turned 2014.

Molly O'Keefe@molly_okeefe

Why do scientists think that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago? The earth literally just turned 2014.

6:37 AM - 01 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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WHY ARE SCIENTISTS GROWING DINOSAUR EMBRYOS, WE HAVE A FILM TRILOGY TO TELL US WHY NOT TO DO THAT

�th☯@bethj0nes

WHY ARE SCIENTISTS GROWING DINOSAUR EMBRYOS, WE HAVE A FILM TRILOGY TO TELL US WHY NOT TO DO THAT

10:51 PM - 30 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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19.

Why do scientists name diseases after themselves, and not the people they hate?

Rich Wisken@RichWisken

Why do scientists name diseases after themselves, and not the people they hate?

11:27 PM - 27 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do scientists do studies on 'ideal facial proportions' everybody knows the golden ratio is 20% eyes 10%lips 30% proboscis 4% fangs

plain eyre@thewordy

why do scientists do studies on 'ideal facial proportions' everybody knows the golden ratio is 20% eyes 10%lips 30% proboscis 4% fangs

7:54 AM - 29 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are scientists so bothered in how the world started, can't they just except it and get on with it!

Lauren Anne @PARASOLDIER_95

Why are scientists so bothered in how the world started, can't they just except it and get on with it!

10:54 PM - 13 Dec 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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RT @ViveLeSteve: Why are scientists scared of the Government? Which side has all the lasers and antimatter?

Brian Cox@ProfBrianCox

RT @ViveLeSteve: Why are scientists scared of the Government? Which side has all the lasers and antimatter?

10:35 PM - 08 Sep 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are scientists continually questioned ? They are trained experts ! We don't question how miners drive bloody trucks. #rant

Andrew B @LycraJedi

Why are scientists continually questioned ? They are trained experts ! We don't question how miners drive bloody trucks. #rant

3:31 PM - 09 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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