1. When your criteria for footwear goes from "looks cute" to "has arch support and room for an insole".
RIP all your current shoes.
You'll never look at dressing gown cord the same way again.
RIP all your current shoes.
You'll never look at dressing gown cord the same way again.
God bless you, Birkenstocks.
Just ten minutes, promise.
Maybe that sock didn't look so bad after all?
There is a reason the man in the illustration is pulling that exact face.
Brb off to buy a rolling pin and enlist a stranger to do this.