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Can You Remember 13/13 Science Jokes?

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the ________."

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This quiz is simple: Just type the word you think should fill in the blank, using full words and no punctuation.

  1. 1.

    "Einstein had a theory about space. And it was about ____ too."
  2. 2.

    "Two kittens are on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the lowest ____"
  3. 3.

    "Chemists are bad at telling jokes... they lack the element of _____."
  4. 4.

    "Why do chemists learn about ammonia first? Because it's pretty ____ stuff."
  5. 5.

    "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the _______."
  6. 6.

    "____ isn't what it used to be."
  7. 7.

    "Did you hear about the man that got cooled to absolute zero? He's ____ now."
  8. 8.

    "Two blood cells met and fell in love... but alas it was all in ____."
  9. 9.

    "Why didn't the dendrochronologist get married? He only ever dated _____."
  10. 10.

    "There is a vas _____ between male and female anatomy."
  11. 11.

    "You're so hot you _____ my enzymes."
  12. 12.

    "Want to hear a joke about _____?" "Na"
  13. 13.

    "Home is where your displacement is _____"

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