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10 Facts That Prove Eating Is Better Than Sex

Restaurants promise "100% Satisfaction Guaranteed". Can that guy from last night do the same?

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1. You get to do it everyday.

Three times a day! And then there's snacks...
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Three times a day! And then there's snacks...

2. Good food is easy to find.

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You can leave the bar alone knowing you'll still get some. And it will be good.

3. Appearances don't matter.

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Your cheeseburger doesn't care if you shaved this morning.

4. It's usually guaranteed on a first date.

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Restaurant = food.

5. You can do it with your co-workers.

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No risk of getting fired over a shared sandwich.

6. It’s acceptable to do almost anywhere.

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Feeling a strong urge at your brother’s 6th birthday party? Go right ahead.

7. Accidental procreation is not a threat.

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Don't worry, that food baby will be gone by breakfast.

8. Every moment is enjoyable.

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Girls actually WANT to swallow!

9. There are no strings attached.

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You don't have to call that burrito the next morning.

10. Pizza ALWAYS delivers.

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Who was the last boyfriend you could say that about?

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