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Posted on Apr 20, 2021

I Hate To Break It To You, But If You Check 16/23 On This List, You're Probably A Sim

Apparently texting my landlord "motherlode" isn't an acceptable way to pay rent.

Kelly Martinez

by Kelly Martinez

BuzzFeed Staff

Check off all that apply:

You take forever to make pasta.

If something is blocking your way, you just cry.

You often substitute bags of chips for meals.

You fall in love really fast.

You can physically feel a little minus sign above your head when someone makes you angry.

You take showers in the middle of the night.

You frequently forget to do things like eat and sleep.

A dirty dish in the sink is enough to ruin your entire mood.

You sometimes do your dishes in the bathroom just because it's convenient.

You've definitely set the stove on fire more than once.

You never eat dinner with your entire household because it's too much work.

You use excuses like "the mailman is coming sometime today" to get out of social invitations.

If someone rings your doorbell, you simply ignore them until they go away.

The thought of churning cream into butter sounds incredibly exhausting.

If someone makes you mad but then offers you a high five, you'll probably forgive them.

Your furniture is really uncomfortable, but you don't mind because it's cheap.

You want children someday but are also deeply terrified of having children.

You could probably sum up your personality in just five traits.

You sometimes get the unexplainable urge to just go scream at the sea.

Your biggest fantasy is having a job and a house.

When you're really tired, you just start speaking gibberish.

You don't know what a normal sleep schedule is.

Finally, you would WooHoo the grim reaper if you could.

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