Pardon Me, But I Must Know Which Of These "Shrek" Situations You'd Prefer

Attend a movie premiere but have to bring Shrek as your date

Go on a date with a celeb of your choice, but they think your name is "Shrek"

Get your dream house, but it's covered in Shrek paintings you can't remove

Have your dream wedding, but the honeymoon has to be at Shrek's swamp

Have to bring up Shrek every single time you go on a date

Have to moan "Shrek" any time you hook up with someone

Have to go on a date with Lord Farquaad

Have to explain to your child how Donkey and Dragon had kids

Take a bath in Shrek's swamp every night

Have Donkey as a roommate

Spend your first day of school as an ogre

Have to wear a Shrek T-shirt to school every single day

Briefly turn into Shrek every time you sneeze

Have ears like Shrek

Get a lifetime pass to Disneyland, but you have to watch Shrek every night for the rest of your life

Get a lifetime supply of your favorite food, but you can never watch Shrek again

Make out with Shrek, but nobody will ever know about it

Not make out with Shrek, but have everyone think you did