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    13 Times The Krusty Krab Deserved To Be Shut TF Down

    See you in court, Mr. Krabs!

    You're probably familiar with a little restaurant under the sea called the Krusty Krab.

    Krusty Krab alongside Krabby Patty
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    It's famous for its delicious (but definitely not cheap!) Krabby Patties.

    Let's be honest about something: The older we get, the more we understand why Squidward hated working there.

    Squidward: "Please come again, when I'm not working"
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    Although the Krusty Krab serves delicious food, it definitely does NOT rank on any "top 100 companies to work for" lists! Here are 13 times the Krusty Krab should have been shut the heck down**:

    **Totally not sponsored by Plankton.

    1. First, when Mr. Krabs literally made SpongeBob and Squidward work 24 hours a day:

    Mr. Krabs says the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day now: "See ya in the morning boys, I can't hang out here all night, I've got a life"
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    2. When Krabby Land followed absolutely ZERO zoning laws or safety regulations:

    Playground made of trash
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    Where were the parents?!!

    3. When Mr. Krabs started charging his employees for breathing, talking, or just existing:

    Bill for "breathing, talking, standing, existing, lollygagging, and chewing"
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    "Existing: $2.00."

    4. When SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, so they just casually buried him alive:

    Mr. Krabs: "They don't need air where he's goin'"
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    GOOD GOD.

    5. When Mr. Krabs told SpongeBob to serve an old Krabby Patty he found under the grill:

    SpongeBob: "But I found that under the grill," Mr. Krabs: "And tomorrow, a customer will find it under his bun"
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    6. When the restaurant went completely bankrupt:

    Squidward: "Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well"; Mr. Krabs: Oh, it's just a bad dream; I'll wake up soon!"
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    Mood, though.

    7. When Mr. Krabs made everyone work nonstop for over 10 days straight:

    Mr. Krabs: "Day 10 of nonstop service!" Squidward: "Can I go home yet?"
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    8. When Mr. Krabs cut SpongeBob's entire salary just to save a nickel:

    Mr. Krabs says he'd let SpongeBob work for free, but "apparently it's 'illegal'"
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    9. When they sold Pretty Patties, which caused customers to turn into the colors of the patties:

    Customers turning various colors
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    Special shoutout to the guy whose tongue started to glow in the dark!

    10. When they sold Spongy Patties, aka literal POISON:

    Customers running around with yellow spots
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    11. When Mr. Krabs ran a tabloid about the citizens of Bikini Bottom:

    The Krabby Kronicle: "Local resident marries pole!"
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    12. When Mr. Krabs started an incredibly unethical jellyfish factory farm for the restaurant:

    Jellyfish being kept in tiny space and treated poorly
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    This one is, uh, kinda dark for a Nickelodeon show.

    13. And finally, just about everything that happened between Mr. Krabs and Plankton:

    Mr. Krabs and Plankton fighting
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    I mean, I'm sure they did something illegal at some point.

    Squidward...I'm so sorry we misunderstood you all these years.

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