Staples Employees Are Sharing The Most Irritating Things Customers Do, And I'm Losing My Mind At The Audacity Of Some Of These

For the love of printer ink...

1. Staples employees hate hearing this joke:

Customer: Do you guys sell staples? Me: from Staples

2. Staples employees hate when you wait until closing time to print a zillion copies:

when it's 2 minutes til close and a customer walks in with folders from Staples

3. Staples employees hate when you abandon your basket instead of just putting your stuff back on the shelf:

Happy Sunday. from Staples

4. Staples employees hate when you expect them to know _your _passwords:

Another day from Staples

5. Staples employees hate when you insist that you're allowed to make copies of trademarked stuff that could get them in trouble:

X from Staples

6. Staples employees hate when you ask for products that you know are only sold online:

This happens way too often from Staples

7. Staples employees hate when you ask where the printer ink is while standing directly in front of the ink section:

Ink from Staples

8. Staple employees hate when you treat the display desks like your personal office space:

this man set up his lunch at a display desk and started taking a business call from Staples

9. Staples employees hate when you try to return items without a receipt:

when a customer tells me they lost their receipt “but i bought it here!!” from Staples

10. Staples employees hate listening to this exact request 500 times a day:

Literally every printer sale from Staples

11. Staples employees hate when you get upset about the bubbles on your laminated photos after they warned you about the bubbles:

"oh, it's ruined!" from Staples

12. Staples employees hate answering this question 6,342 times a day:

Customers be like... from Staples

13. Staples employees hate when you stare at them the entire time they're printing your copies for you:

Please walk away. I will work slower if you stare at me while I do your order. from Staples

14. And finally, Staples employees really, really hate when you do this:

When you help a customer for an hour to find a printer that fits exactly their needs, get them extra ink, paper, a printer cable, sell them on the 4 year ESP, but they say "I think I'll go home and think about it a little more." from Staples

At the end of the day, Staples employees just want you to remember they're simply trying their goddamn best:

Nickelodeon

H/T: r/staples