15 Perks Of Being A Sim, Because They Don't Have To Worry About Social Distancing

    I wish I could motherlode my way out of student debt.

    1. First of all, there's no such thing as social distancing for them. They can actually go out...

    2. To bars...

    3. To restaurants...

    4. To gyms...

    5. Even to tropical islands!!!

    6. They don't have to worry about losing their jobs, because all they have to do is log on to the computer to get one.

    7. Money isn't a concern anyway, since cheats like "motherlode" and "rosebud" exist.

    8. University classes aren't canceled or moved online.

    9. In-person dates are still a thing...

    10. ...and it only takes, like, a day to fall in love and get married.

    11. If someone is getting on your nerves, you can easily just remove the pool ladder and get rid of them.

    12. There's cool shit like mermaids, vampires, aliens, and magic.

    13. Death isn't really scary, because everyone knows the Grim Reaper.

    14. The Llama Flu is the closest thing to a virus, and it can easily be cured.

    15. And finally, you can literally just do whatever you want. Because you have no real obligations or laws or anything.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going back to my virtual life.