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    Literally Just 18 "Implies The Existence Of" Jokes That Made Me Cackle

    Hiram Lodge implies the existence of Hiram Cottage.

    1. On student loans:

    student loan forgiveness implies the existence of student loan revenge

    Twitter: @TrevorWoggon

    2. On birth control:

    birth control implies the existence of birth chaos

    Twitter: @ItsLikeCastle

    3. On Macbeth:

    The existence of Macbeth implies the existence of Macmeg, Macjo, and Macamy

    Twitter: @SparkNotes

    4. On Tom Holland and Tom Hollander:

    The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a Tom Hollandest

    Marvel / Disney / @moviemarapod / Twitter

    5. On top hats:

    "top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat" "cat ears"

    6. On manic pixie dream girls:

    manic pixie dream girl implies the existence of depressive gargoyle nightmare girl

    Twitter: @glamoureptile

    7. On reading:

    reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain

    Twitter: @femaleredhead

    I mean, to be fair...I kinda do this.

    8. On content creators:

    the term content creator implies the existence of content destroyers

    Twitter: @ghoulrunnings

    9. On Space Jam:

    Space Jam implies the existence of Space Peanut Butter

    Twitter: @baddestmamajama

    10. On nemeses:

    "The phrase 'sworn nemisis' implies the existence of more casual nemeses," "you're her nemesis I'm her sworn nemesis we are not the same"

    11. On gender:

    your "legal" gender implies the existence of a more exciting, illegal gender

    Twitter: @bimbotoad

    12. On breakfast:

    Twitter: @BigJDubz

    13. On The Witcher:

    The Witcher implies the existence of The Lioner and The Wardrober.

    Twitter: @AnoriandGD

    14. On Hozier:

    "I'm Hoziest and this is my song I'm already in church," "this post implies the existence of Hozey who is not at church and has no desire to go"

    15. On people named Joe:

    average joe implies the existence of extraordinary joe

    Twitter: @slitthroatz

    16. On Top Ramen:

    Top Ramen implies the existence of Bottom Ramen and Switch Ramen

    Twitter: @bouncyclown

    17. On memory:

    “Working memory” implies the existence of bourgeois memory.

    Twitter: @clarkjosephf

    18. And finally, on T.J. Maxx:

    the existence of TJ maxx implies the existence of TJ ruby

    Twitter: @brainwxrms

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