31 Thoughts And Questions I Had While Watching The Pilot Of "The Haunting Of Bly Manor"
"Do you like games, Dani?"
Hello, internet friends! I recently decided to catch up with the rest of the world and start watching the Netflix series The Haunting of Bly Manor.
Here are 31 thoughts I had while watching the first episode:
Is it just me or do none of these wedding guests look happy to be here? Even the bride and groom look like they secretly can't stand each other.
My ADHD brain could not handle listening to THIS long of a story. I feel for these wedding guests.
This job interview is giving me secondhand anxiety. Listen, do you want an au pair or not?
Well, that's, uh, one way to explain what happened to the last au pair.
Children singing in horror shows and movies always strikes me as SO creepy.
Take a shot every time Flora says, "How perfectly splendid!"
This layout strongly reminds me of Blathers' museum in Animal Crossing.
What child talks like this?!
Flora really just said "and this is where our dead parents used to sleep" like it's nothing.
I take it back. Don't take a shot every time Flora says this — I don't want to be responsible for anyone going to the hospital.
Miles is starting to creep me out a little.
Speaking of creepy, what the HECK is Flora staring at in the bathroom?
I do NOT appreciate the creepy dollhouse in Flora's room. It's giving me Pretty Little Liars flashbacks.
Oh my GOD, how did I just now realize Dani is Love from You?! Please look away, I am dumb.
You know what? I'm with Flora on this one. It seems like a very bad idea for Dani to explore the creepy house alone at night. But will Dani listen? Noooo, of course not.
Famous last words, Dani. Famous last words.
See, this is where I would simply quit and never come back.
Miles kind of reminds me of Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for some reason.
These kids need a therapist. No, seriously, I'm concerned for them.
Uh, who's the creepy guy on the porch?
Why is EVERYTHING covered in white sheets? It seems unnecessarily creepy.
Whatever this little doll thing is, I hate it. Please burn it with fire. PLEASE.
Hannah really made some points with this.
OH. Rebecca, the au pair before Dani, is the lady in the lake. That's...that's unsettling...
This reminded me of, "Do you like scary movies, Sidney?" from Scream.
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.
Why do I have the feeling these kids are about to lock Dani in the closet?
...aaaand I was right.
No you're not, you little DEMONS.
I just noticed the creepy collection of dolls in the background and it's really freaking me out.
I personally feel like this would be the perfect time for Dani to simply leave and never return!!!
Okay, well, that was fun! I will be sleeping with the lights on tonight.
Have you watched The Haunting of Bly Manor? What did you think? Tell us in the comments!
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