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    14 Times Dorota Was The Only "Gossip Girl" Character With Any Damn Sense

    "I de-friend Mr. Chuck on Facebook and in life."

    As entertaining as Gossip Girl is, let's be honest: Every character on that show would be pretty freakin' insufferable in real life.

    Blair says "If you're gonna be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris"
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    I would LOVE to be able to just run away to Europe every time I made a mistake.

    Luckily for us, someone was around to keep these kids in check: Ms. Dorota Kishlovsky.

    Dorota with a crown over her head
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    Here are 14 times Dorota was the only Gossip Girl character with any damn sense:

    1. When she casually dragged Blair for not being sure who the father of her baby was:

    Dorota says the best part of pregnancy is knowing who the father is
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    2. When she knocked Chuck's ego down a few pegs:

    Dorota tells Chuck that if KGB can't get her to talk, he has no chance
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    3. When she made it perfectly clear where she and Chuck stood:

    Dorota tells Blair she de-friended Chuck "in Facebook and in life"
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    I know she was technically trying to help them get back together here, but this line is still iconic.

    4. When she literally gave Blair a wake-up call:

    Blair refuses to get up and Dorota tells her "Club bed is over"
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    5. When she reminded Blair to leave room for the Holy Spirit:

    Dorota tells Blair God is always watching
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    6. When she had some helpful relationship advice:

    Dorota says "Love is like a head wound, it make you dizzy, you think you die, but you recover"
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    7. When she was just super thrilled to be in the spotlight:

    Dorota says she feels special because Gossip Girl talked about her
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    8. When she put Blair in her PLACE:

    Dorota tells Blair she has no friends
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    9. When she had these kind, hopeful words to offer:

    Dorota tells the girls maybe someday they'll find true love and that hopefully their children won't be bastards
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    10. When she knew exactly what she wanted:

    Dorota orders a vodka on the rocks, big glass, not too many rocks, three olives
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    11. When she basically told Serena to get a life:

    Dorota tells Blair all she does is type on her laptop all day
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    12. When she had some valid concerns over Blair not acting awful for once:

    Dorota says Blair is too happy and she's worried she joined a cult
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    13. When she was hip™:

    Blair asks where she found these people and Dorota says she joined a few Facebook groups
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    Duh, Miss Blair!

    14. And finally, when she had this reaction to Blair saying she always thought she was Gossip Girl:

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    #Dorataforever

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