Like most 2000s kids, I grew up absolutely OBSESSED with the Shrek movies.
Honestly, these movies never get old.
They're also weirdly deep for a franchise about a cartoon ogre.
But there's one question about the Shrek movies that still haunts me to this day: How the HECK did Donkey and Dragon procreate??!
I mean, LOOK AT THESE THINGS. WHAT ARE THEY?!
I'm very uncomfortable.
Apparently, I'm not the only one still plagued by this.
Even if it was somehow genetically possible for them to have babies, can we just acknowledge the questionable, er...physics of this?
Like, I just really want to know what went through the Shrek creators' minds when they wrote this.
We. Need. ANSWERS.
I've watched Shrek every night this week and I still cannot find any clues as to how Donkey impregnated the dragon.
guys it’s way too late for me to get into Game of Thrones I will never understand how the dragon and the donkey fucked and had little donkey babies with wings
so in your relationship which one is the dragon and which one is the donkey
If anyone ever manages to figure this out, let me know. I'm gonna go cleanse my soul now.
