1. This professor whose syllabus could be a bit more clear:
2. This professor who thought it would be "fun" to pretend class was cancelled:
3. This professor who 100% deserves to step on a Lego every morning for the rest of their life:
4. This professor who marked a correct answer wrong because it wasn't technically "correct":
5. This professor who picked a strange, infuriating hill to die on:
6. This English professor who probably couldn't pass their own class:
7. This online class professor who really wants everyone to look DIRECTLY INTO the camera at all times:

8. This professor who thinks curves are "for suckers":

9. This professor who provided a running commentary that nobody asked for:
10. This professor who thinks desks are a privilege:
11. This professor who was upset to learn the class did well on the midterm:
12. This professor who said "better late than never":
For all the people that think they are bad at responding to emails: I emailed a professor 12 years ago asking about source recommendations for a paper I was writing for a class during my undergrad. He replied to my email TODAY.
13. This professor who wished their students a "wonderful" holiday weekend, then proceeded to assign all of this:
14. This professor who wants students to put in a little extra effort in order to...get a worse grade:
15. This professor who said, "Oopsies, hehe!":
16. And finally, this professor who deserves to step on an entire BOX of Legos for the rest of their freaking lives!!!:
Knew I had to switch Econ classes when I got this trifling "syllabus"