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    May 18, 2020

    People Are Realizing This New Pizza Place Is Actually Just Chuck E. Cheese By Another Name And I Can't Stop Laughing

    This is why I have trust issues.

    So we're all familiar with Chuck E. Cheese, right?

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    It was THE place to have your birthday party in elementary school...even if we were all secretly terrified of Charles Entertainment Cheese and his friends.

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    Today I logged on to Twitter and saw that Chuck E. Cheese was mysteriously trending. So naturally, I decided to investigate. It turns out Chuck E. Cheese has been marketing itself on delivery apps as a new restaurant called...uh, "Pasqually's Pizza & Wings."


    For those who don't know, Pasqually is the human chef of the Chuck E. universe. He's also the drummer of Munch's Make Believe Band, aka "the rat band."

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    A Chuck E. Cheese spokesperson told Food & Wine that while Pasqually's shares a kitchen space with Chuck E. Cheese, the pizza uses a thicker crust and different sauce from Chuck E. Cheese's and is intended to be a "more premium pizza experience."


    Naturally, the internet is having a field day with this:

    was i really gonna find out from a tweet that chuck e. cheese is getting people to order their food by going under an alias company name on delivery apps such as grubhub? pAsQuAlLy’S

    Chuck E Cheese and Pasqually opening twitter today

    Chuck E Cheese is selling their food as “Pasqually’s Pizza” on food apps because no one wants to order Chuck E. Cheese pizza for delivery and I think this is nominated as the funniest part of this pandemic

    Chuck E Cheese is using an alias so people order their pizza on an app apparently, because nobody would otherwise. Which is why I only order from the best. You can always get it on the house!

    Chuck E Cheese out here cat fishing it’s own pizza and my mom really asking me why I have trust issues

    @paulbensonsucks @ShutUpAndrosky I didn’t have ‘Chuck E. Cheese is a front organization’ on my quarantine bingo

    Personally, I think this whole thing is hilarious and low-key brilliant. But I must say, I never thought I'd see the day where there is CHUCK E. CHEESE DRAMA on my timeline.