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me reading a 30 chapter fanfic vs me reading 3 pages of a textbook
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some of you didn't spend your adolescence reading fanfics on wattpad and getting wrapped notions on how relationships work instead of socialising and it really shows
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fanfic writers: DEATH! ALL OF YOUR FAVS ARE DEAD! YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS DYING SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY AS WE SPEAK! THERE IS NO LOVE ONLY HEARTBREAK AND ANGST! me crying in a corner: it’s a show about volleyball. fucking volleyball
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When the canon is bad but the fanfic is good
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send me fic recs. not wattpad, not fanfiction dot net. i want ao3, the gay, the enemies to lovers. the coffee shop au. the canon divergent. the angst. the ones youve had in your tabs hidden for years. i'll read. for im out of fics to read and i want pain. https://t.co/BwmCac3wIV
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wattpad really convinced 13 year old me that i was going to have a band member boyfriend who would bring me snacks, movies, and affection when i got horribly sick. let me tell you i was Thoroughly Mistaken
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oh would u look at the time?! 💘 12 💖 🌟11 1✨ 💝10 2💗 🌻9 ⊙——> read fanfiction 💓8 4⚡️ and ignore 🌼7 5💘 responsibilities 💞6💫
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me: i hate cliches fanfiction author: "it's always been you" me: omg it's always been them
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when fanfic authors say "... and their eyes met" https://t.co/D0lQSWXtXD
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fanfiction really is so fucking wild like you either get nonsensical crack for shits and giggles or 200k+ words of sprawling lush worldbuilding with intricate plotlines and impeccable storytelling + gorgeous prose all for fucking free like what the actual Fuck
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The girl next to me at the airport bar looked over at my phone, went "AO3?" And I nodded and she showed me her phone to show me she was also enjoying a fine fanfiction and she said "clink clink bitch" and we tapped glasses and we are sisters now.
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some of y'all woulda never survived fanfiction dot net ten years ago where there was no such thing as tags and the only way you knew a fic had porn was if fruit was mentioned in the summary
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You know at first when I started reading fanfiction I found self inserts "" "cringy"""" but now??? Life is too short to care about that, you want to go out with Naruto in a coffee shop????? Go ahead, nothing is stopping you
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DONT MIND ME WHILE I CHOKE MYSELF TO DEATH BECAUSE I SUBMITTED MY FANFIC CALLED "A TOY'S STORY" INSTEAD OF MY PAPER ON TOY STORY. I CANT SHOW MY FACE IN THAT CLASS AGAIN. ITS THE SMUTTIEST AWSTEN FANFIC IVE EVER WRITTEN AND I WANT TO DIE IN A HOLE
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me:- the main character of every ‘x reader’ fanfic:
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congrats to the fanfic community on this momentous day https://t.co/O6vKbxHQhy
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i absolutely love it when fanfic authors have this very poetic prose and writing style and the u read the notes and they're like "so fellas wassup did u like it my cat peed on me while writing this thought you'd like to know"
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I want to remind everyone that I wrote a fanfic about a girl who got pregnant at Hogwarts and had her baby in the Room of Requirement called "The Womb of Requirement" so I may not have great standing to criticize JK Rowling's post-canon thoughts about her universe.
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Me at 2:55 am the first time characters hold hands in a slow burn enemies to lovers fanfic. https://t.co/A91sXrUN1B
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canon: they died fanfic authors: actually, fanfic authors:
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fanfic: he was a hot loner 13 y/o me:...ok fanfic: she was the shy girl w no pores and blues eyes was skinny w curves too 13 y/o me:..right fanfic: they didn't like each other me: go on.. fanfic: then they sleep on bed together for some reason and woke up cuddling 13 y/o me:
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fanfic: one of them is sick me: oh no fanfic: and the other one me: ... fanfic: takes care of them me: https://t.co/SZKdqEQXiN
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fanfic: enemies to lovers, slow burn, mutual pining me: https://t.co/DWZklG8Kf0
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All fanfic writers when faced w unfulfilling canon https://t.co/bmq29TRVGy