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    23 Tweets About Scholastic Book Fairs 100% Funny And 200% Accurate

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    It's 2007. Your parents gave you $15 for the Scholastic Book Fair so you can buy some of those books they're always telling you to read. You want a Spy Kit, but settle for a Junie B. Jones book with a free eraser pack. Life is good.

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    There's no doubt that the Scholastic Book Fair was one of the best parts about being a kid, and it's totally understandable why so many people miss it. Here are some of the best tweets that perfectly capture the nostalgia:

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    [scholastic book fair] teachers: make sure you buy some books me: s p y s h i t

    2.

    u ever smell the air and it smells like the fourth grade scholastic bookfair on a chilly tuesday in october of 2007

    3.

    I think my main criticism of adulthood is there are no surprise Scholastic Book Fairs. Nothing brightens a day like a surprise book fair.

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    Mom please i just need $10 to get the spy kit book at the scholastic book fair mom please mom

    5.

    WAIT FOR THE PERSON WHO MAKES YOU FEEL THE WAY YOU FELT DURING THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

    6.

    [wedding] "and now the groom will read his vows" me: you make every day feel like a scholastic book fair

    7.

    Me: Where is the scholastic book fair for adults Them: It's called a book store Me: No

    8.

    date idea: crash a scholastic book fair at an elementary school together. buy them all the cool pens and jumbo erasers. easy lay

    9.

    some of ur parents let y’all buy whatever u wanted at the scholastic book fair and it shows

    10.

    Boss: Does anyone have any good ideas for employee appreciation day? Me: *hand shoots up* Boss: ...ideas that are not a Scholastic Book Fair. Me: *hand lowers*

    11.

    imagine how frustrated the cashiers at scholastic book fairs are. those kids don’t understand tax. their mom gave them $20 and said “books only”. they think they can get a book that’s $16.99 and an eraser that’s $2.99. “yeah right, idiot” the cashier has to say (by law)

    12.

    @badgirlkiki_ Where’s the college scholastic book fair I’m tryna catch up with my girl junie b jones

    13.

    mom: I hope you spent that $20 wisely at the book fair me: i did i’m gonna go read now *as i run downstairs looking at all my new pens, highlighters, and pack of glow in the dark stars*

    14.

    Get in loser, we're going to the Scholastic Book Fair.

    15.

    the club isn’t doing it for me anymore I need to go to a scholastic book fair

    16.

    me explaining why I need the crime scene investigation kit from the book fair catalog my mom

    17.

    Ordered something from the scholastic book fair catalog in 5th grade and it still hasn't arrived. Slowly starting to lose hope.

    18.

    rappers y’all need a new strategy to let ppl know y’all dropping music instead of deleting every post and unfollowing everyone if y’all really wanna surprise ppl figure out how to have a scholastic book fair at your next show

    19.

    me *on a first date*: drive me to the Scholastic Book Fair him: I thought we were going to the movies me *pulling out a wand and pointing it at him like a gun*: I said DRIVE

    20.

    Give us a perfume that smells like a Scholastic Book Fair, you cowards.

    21.

    Me as a kid walking into the Scholastic Book Fair with $5

    22.

    In third grade I won a free poster from the scholastic book fair and there was a Green Day one that terrified me but my crush said Green Day was his favorite band so I got it & kept it above my bed for 4 years...mason if you’re out there I really think we could’ve had something

    23.

    will the elementary school down the street let me crash their Scholastic book fair? im not a creep i just want to be happy again

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