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Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years??
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Me: My dad: Me: My dad: you're gonna want to get to the airport at least 2 hours early
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My dad is so dramatic when I’m not home all day.
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Dads: *brag about waking up early* Also dad 5 mins after sittin on the couch
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WHY DO DADS SNEEZE SO LOUD WHAT R U GOING TO GAIN FROM IT
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Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.
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Love it on Christmas day when a label on a present says "from mum and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside
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my dad whenever i bring up a friend i’ve had for years
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I never regret teaching my dad about makeup phrases because now I wake up to texts like this
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Anyone else’s dad just be watching videos with the volume all the way up, with no regards for anyone
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no one: my dad: why don’t you hang out with that friend from kindergarten anymore
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Me: Walks downstairs and turns down the thermostat in my own damn house. My Dad: *200 miles away*
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A dad’s favorite part of vacation is acting like he’s better than everyone else because he woke up the earliest.
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*me, typing the address into Google maps* my dad: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it dad: need some directions?
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no one: a dad: I'm just resting my eyes
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no one: dad at a restaurant looking at the check: what’s the damage