The Only Drinking Game You’ll Need For The 2014 Tony Awards

When Hugh Jackman tap dances, drink ten drinks.

1. GATHER ROUND THEATER LOVERS, IT’S TONY AWARDS TIME! So pour yourself a stiff one, grab a bottle of wine and a 12 Pack of beer and get ready for the 2014 Tony Awards Drinking Game!

Step 1: Find A Friend With Cable.

2. Try not to spill your drink as you jump up and down during the opening number.

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Anyone who spills a drink pounds a beer.

3. For every jazz hand, take three sips.

4. Whenever anyone makes a joke about unemployment, drink from the bottle.

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5. Whenever a Broadway Legend strikes a pose, strike the same pose.

Last person to pose takes a shot!

6. Whenever Sutton makes a face, drink for three Seconds.

7. When Audra does something badass, yell “BOOM, AUDRA!” and sip your drink.

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8. Form a kick line for every dance reference.

Then take a sip of your neighbor’s drink.

9. When a Kennan-Bolger does something adorable, harmonize your beers.

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10. Whenever Shakespeare is mentioned, ask your neighbor “WHAT IS YOUR PARENTAGE?!”

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Whoever can’t respond with their favorite Shakespeare line takes a shot.

11. For every fuete do five sit-ups.

Then drink water.

12. Whisper “It’s The Eye Of The Tiger” for every Rocky reference and take a drink.

13. For every Adele Dazeem joke, sing “Let It Go!”

And finish your drink.

14. For every television and film joke…

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15. Say A Prayer and salute Dionysus.

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16. And just drink.

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17. Every time a celebrity does something ridiculous, shotgun a beer.

18. Whenever anyone calls the theater their home, whisper your debt Into your neighbor’s ear and sip your vodka soda.

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19. For every close-up of Liza Minelli, take a shot.

20. Whenever the American Theatre Wing is mentioned, thank them and WATERFALL! YOU’RE AN ENSEMBLE!

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21. Anytime anyone marches in place or waves a red flag, take three sips.

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22. Anytime someone cries, toast them and finish your drink.

23. Take a selfie every time someone takes a selfie.

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Then pour yourself a glass of wine. #TonyDrinkingGame

24. Anytime glitter or confetti happens, yell “YAAAS!”

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And sip your drink.

25. When stuff gets real…

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26. And they reference your youth…

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27. Or remind you why you got into the theatre…

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28. Wipe your tears.

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29. Group hug and then toast: “TO THE THEATRE!”

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