kellihollemans

This is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen on here in ages Lourdes is my kind of people

Ugh, one too many didn’ts. Whatever, you know what I meant

I mean... I thought it was stupid. I didn’t hear Garth Brooks didn’t work in “Blame it all on my roots” into Amazing Grace

God this author is annoying

I literally thought I made Kudos up in my head as some kind of fever dream.We bought them for YEARS and then all of a sudden they were gone, and not only that, but I couldn’t find one damn person who’d ever liked them also. I’d kill for a box.

I hate Ellen. I’m glad people see through her baloney now

My dog was ill and needed to be put down urgently. I called my boss of 8 years in the morning and told her I’d be unable to come in since the vet was coming to my home at 5pm to do it and naturally, I was a crying mess and just wanted to spend my dog’s last day with her. Instead my… Read More

I worked at Dillards department store for a year. They hire their own Sheriffs Deputy for store security, who arrests you on the spot for shoplifting, and they always press charges. Always. I remember seeing a girl get stopped for having put a handbag in another shopping bag she was… Read More

All in all, James Cameron just sounds like a GD nightmare human

Whatever man easily her best song